Valentine's Day Madness

VALENTINE'S DAY MADNESS! Yes I said it.

   It is no longer news that NIGERIANS take things a little bit overboard pretty much all the time. From this premise, which by the way, I will further buttress, the usual VALENTINE HYPE is not left out.

    
   'Cyber space' has of a surety ‘felt the thump’ from the tons of funny DP’s circulating the internet, especially dissing’ and yabbing’ girls/babes/chics/girlfriends/side chics/wives,  well the female folk in general,  with particular reference to the legendary FEBRUARY 14 (valentine’s day).

     
     As funny as it sounds, I think guys were really happy about the fact that this year's February 14 coincidentally fell on one of the days that the general elections in Nigeria was to hold. We saw lots of indicators as proof.

   And then all of a sudden Gbam! The elections were postponed. Hehehe

And they have spent their monies' o...hahahaha

   Decided to write on this topic not because I am a ‘valentine freak’ (i'm hardly a freak of anything; Errm ok maybe my phone LOL) but that is not to say I won’t/don’t accept good quality gifts. #hehehe

Ehen, back to that ‘premise’ I said I would further buttress; Nigerians like to overdo things sha!

 Anything that comes here, we take to the extreme. Below are some examples:

1.      We wear head warmers under hot sun

2.      Ladies will fix brazillain hairs with length almost touching the ground

3.      We wear red from head to toe all in the name to ‘dressing to match’
4.    We wear PJ's out in the afternoon e.t.c

#promise fulfilled!

....Back to the matter

   Celeberating love is not a bad thing at all, so don’t get it twisted. Thinking of it now, Feb. 14 pretty much is the only time in the year when some men get to buy gifts for their women. #BloodOfJesus.

    As difficult as it seems to believe, this is very true and it goes a long to telling how so un-romantic some men are; particularly the illiterate ones I think….not so sure though

   Some men though! You have to force their hand to get something out

  This brings me to the high point of this write up;

Do Nigerian men buy you gifts or give you money for nothing?

I'm thinking 99% of reponses will be a loud NO!

One way or the other, the lady will have to pay back! And these paybacks more often than not always end in the bedroom.

     Anonymous statistics revealed that the fornication/ adultery rate increases by almost 100%, again because of ‘this madness’

    Guys literally scout for ladies to be with for the day. I hear some guys even go as far as creating shift schedules  for themselves: morning- Amina, afternoon- Shade and night shift-Amaka), this to me by the way is preposterous.

    

Ladies on the other hand  discard their defenses, throwing caution to the wind, sleeping with anyone that buys them valentine gifts, they flag him as their val’ #ohPleaseeeeeeee

 

Let’s make this a bit interactive;
Federal Government should ban it.  

What's your take on this?

VALENTINE'S DAY MADNESS

A waste or is it needed?

Please Leave Your Comments.....thanks



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