Thursday, 22 May 2014

Eewww! what are those black patches?

Chineke! Wetin be this one again? Like seriously?
OK this is a rather funny or should I say embarrassing story of some three ladies that I don't know in God's name why they would disgrace 'womanhood' like this (AlmostSheddingTears).

Three dark-Skinned ladies, little bit on the plump side walked into the departure hall of the Murtala Muhammed Local Airport today wearing practically NOTHING as I really don't know how to describe those annoying micro mini flare dresses they wore.
I happen to work at the airport and as you would have it my desk is well positioned so I always get a 'first-class' and 'awesome' view of the hall.
All three girls whom I presume to be sisters because of the striking resemblance came in with their travelling boxes. OMG! It was a horrible sight to behold...
What on earth were they thinking Gosh! Why wear a mini gown when you have such horrible legs? Both structurally and in appearance. Errm what are those black patches? An extension of the bum? #IDunnooo But why are they on the thighs too.

As usual they had the attention of what like 99% of every single man at the airport but this time with this 'serious look of disgust' in their eyes. Of course as you would expect came the 'rain of insults' I picked out a few like; Prostitutes, can you imagine?, 'E nor get Wetin we nor go see O' Una for just naked come na, black bumbum, it's a pity, Girls are very useless (ShutUpThereStopGeneralizing), Girls of nowadays, Na wah O, Dem nor even get shame at all'...etc
Bet why na? Fashion don suffer sha But seriously Mehn! those girls had no business wearing very short dresses at all. Stretch marks and dark patches that stretched from the bum all the way to almost halfway into their thigh...OK I get it, the 'ugly' stuff is a family thing but why? I bet there's more decent yet beautiful clothes where those rags(IChooseToCallItThat) came from. #Hain

BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL that's what I know, please don't ruin it for me. PLEASE!

NB: Please wear something that covers the 'UGLY' stuff (WellIfYouHaveIt)         Stop the embarrassment to yourself and Womanhood at large... Dress properly!
#OkNowLemmeFaceMyWork

2 comments:

  1. People like these are everywhere, they like to put themselves in the same class as the "beautiful ones". I couldn't agree more on the fact that ladies who do not have the "Good stuff" should at least have a modicum of decency to cover up.

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  2. As much as I agree, I'd also like to point out that if they feel comfortable, whatever you say won't mean anything to them....so would even use the fact that Lupita Nyongo(who some pple feel is Ugly and I beg to differ) was the face of one of the most popular magazines in d world and she wore a dress that showed her bare 'chest' rather dan d usual cleavage. #LipsAreSealed

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